High School Drama

[Coolpaw5]

Hi. I don't even know what I'm doing anymore. Like, what has my life come to that I actually WANT to write in a diary?!
Every other girl is like OMG I HATE DIARIES/DAIRY/RANDOM FOOD and I'm just like MOM GET ME A DIARY! Please.

Anyway, that's me, up there. I know I look like a goth chick, but I'm really not. No, really. Really.
Before you ask, I look like a deer. A fluffing deer. (I can't even write swear words because my little sister got the key to you. Great.)

Okay, so here's my family, because it is of utmost importance for you to know every part of my life and personality. Ahem, here we go.


My dad. He's like a manly man. He tries to be like a cool dad, but he fails really horribly that I am almost ashamed to say that he is my father. Dad, can you not be hip for one second??????


This is my mom. She's pretty chill and stuff. Except when I fail a test or talk back to her or don't add her on Facebook, because then she evolves into Stage 4 of "momness" and gets all yelly and calls me by my full name. Yikes.


This is, **sigh**, my older brother. Ugh. Let's not talk about him.


My older sister, Lucy. She's really popular at school which is HORRIBLE because she's supposed to bring ME up the social chain with her, but she just left me behind with the meerkats. I like to think that the social chain is like living in the Africa plains where the higher on the chain you are, the less you have to worry about. Right now, I'm a meerkat. Hiding in an underground burrow hiding from the hyenas. Well, that's what I learned on Lion King. Those really high up, like the lion, can easily capture us, but we're not filling enough so they just kind of ignore us. But they can eat us if they want to. Ya feel me?
Okay... Moving on...


This is the infamous little sister, Egg. Well, her real name is Emily, but she has eggs on her so I call her Egg. She calls me Deer, so we're all good. She's two years younger than me, and a heck of annoying. Like, please just STAHP.

There's my family with a very through explanation of their personalities.

Ow. My mom just whacked me with a pillow because it's 2:30 AM on a school night. Whoops.

Bye!

0. High School Drama
1. I'm alone. T-T
2. Not so Alone now, but...
3. Postscripts
4. OMG IT'S RAZOR!!! OuO i dont know him.
5. FAKE DATING!!! ♥♥♥
6. The heart wants what it wants. Whatever that means.
7. An official date?! ♡
8. Lucy and Logan sitting in a tree, W-O-R-R-Y-I-N-G!
9. I'm feeling fuzzy.
10. I'm a smart person! 3:D
11. DANG GIRL, DRAMA'S HEATIN' UP
12. First day on the job!
13. Pinky Promise
14. You're... Rich?
15. If there's no one around to talk to, tell-a-phone
16. Book-Artist Duo?
17. Coffee Galore!
18. Cakes And Doodles
19. Library Group?
20. PSSH Who needs a date?
21. IT'S DE DANCEEEE... Tomorrow.
22. DANCE LIKE YA KNOW IT (Part 1)
23. DANCE LIKE YA KNOW IT (Part 2)
24. DANCE LIKE YA KNOW IT (Part 3)
25. WHAT DO I DO
26. I DON'T KNOW HOW I FEEL
27. Last Page!

1. I'm alone. T-T

FAN CLUB

[Coolpaw5]

Hi, it's me again.

Don't look at me like that, you should be grateful that I'm writing in you!

Anyway, I haven't told you something kinda important,

So, Lucy, my brother, and I have been going to this high school, Thorn High, for a few weeks now, and Lucy already got a boyfriend. AND HE'S RICH. AND HANDSOME. AND NICE.
I mean, why can't I get a rich, handsome, nice boyfriend in 14 days? :( I'm exactly like my sister, except uglier. And dumber. And meaner. And more sarcastic. And more goth looking. BUt other than that, I'm EXACTLY like her!

Ugh, boys. I will never understand them.

I may not have gotten a boyfriend in the two weeks we've been going to this school, but I got a BFF, so BEAT THAT LUCY. True, you have like 30 friends, but-, but-,

>:P Mneh.

So, here's my best friend:



I don't understand why more people don't like her. If you look past the horrible clash of colors that is a major eye-sore, she's actually a really nice girl. Much nicer than me, at least. That's not saying much though, hahaaaaaaaa.

We met because we were both in the Chess club. Also known as the "My Parents Forced Me to Join This Club so I Have Something Good On My Records." I'm actually pretty good at chess, just sayin'. We were in a match against each other.

Me: **moves one of the tower thingies** Hi.
Her: **moves the tiny guy in the front** Hi.
Me: **moves the horse** What's your name?
Megan: Megan. **moves another tiny guy**
Me: I'm Alyssa. **moves queen**

I just realized I didn't say my name or her name during this entire book.

Megan: Cool. **moves king** You new here?
Me: Kinda. **moves the weird thing next to the queen that can go diagonally** I transferred here about two weeks ago.
Megan: Have you met Time? **moves horse**
Me: Don't think so. **eats her tiny guy** Who's Time?
Megan: One of my friends. I can introduce you to him after this match. **eats my tower**
Me: Sounds cool. **eats her tiny guy**
Megan: **eats my king** Checkmate. See you outside.
Me: asdfghjkl;

So we went outside, and we were obviously best friends at this point, so ya know.

Megan: This is Time.



LOOK AT HIM. IS HE NOT THE MOST HANDSOMEST THING U EVER SEEN IN UR LIFEEEEE

Ahem, sorry. But, look at that smile!

Time: Hey Megan. Who's this?
Megan: She's Alyssa.
Time: Nice to meet you.
ASDFGHJKL;
Me: Nice to meet you too.
Time: So, Megan, want to hang out at the mall later?
Megan: Sure. Alyssa, want to come? You don't mind, right?
Time: Not at all. **reluctant smile**
Me: Sure, I'd love to come.
Megan: Great! Let's meet here after school.

Then we went off to do our merry thing. After school, we went to the mall and got some fried chicken. P:

Time: So Billy said, "If you don't date me, I'm going to rip up your homework."
Megan: No way, what kind of blackmailing is that?
Me: Who's Billy?
Time: Just some jock. Anyway, then Shelly said, "No way," and she-
Me: Who's Shelly?
Megan: A girl. Go on.
Time: Right. And then she was about to punch him, but then Tim came and-
Me: Who's Tim?

I feel like I'm intruding...

Nah.

Time: **sigh** Shelly's friend. So he came and held Shelly down, and called Jimmy over-
Me: Who's Jimmy?
Megan: **extra sigh** Tim's friend. Continue.
Time: And then Jimmy said to Billy, "Well, if you're going to date Shelly, I might as well eat a sandwich."
Megan: HAHAHHAHAHAHA
Time: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
Me: .__. I don't get it...
Megan: **wipes tears from eyes** Um, well, it's an inside joke. **laugh**
Me: Reeeeealllly? I had nooooo idea. //sarcasm//

But they didn't care enough to reply to me, so they just kept talking on and on while I ate fries.
If I'm honest, that was the most boring 38 minutes of my life, because, seriously? Are you really not even going to try to include me? **cries** I'M SO ALONEEEEEEE **sobs**

byeeeeee **sob**

2. Not so Alone Now, but...

[Polar Kitten]

Poor Alyssa! This story is pretty good! *smashes bookmark button*

[Coolpaw5]

Poor Alyssa! This story is pretty good! *smashes bookmark button*

Thank you so much!!! :D

[ParaKitty]

Poor Alyssa! This story is pretty good! *smashes bookmark button*

Thank you so much!!!

I love you Coolpaw! QuQ

[Coolpaw5]

Poor Alyssa! This story is pretty good! *smashes bookmark button*

Thank you so much!!!

I love you Coolpaw! QuQ

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[Snowflakette]

This story is so cool! I bookmarked it <3

[starsailor]

Marky mark! :3

[Coolpaw5]

This story is so cool! I bookmarked it <3

Thank you!

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[Xura]

Love it!